Author - leighton

Local Man Stops Global Warming by Sharing a Meme That Says Others Should be Stopping Global Warming

It's no secret that the Earth needs to be protected if we wish to sustain an environment suitable for humans and animals alike. However, it may not be a problem for much longer. A member of the Department of Implying Care and Kindness on Social Media, D.I.C.K.S for short, changed everything yesterday. In a series of memes shared to [...]

Local man jokes about Chinese restaurant serving dog meat; Becomes a comedy legend

In comedy you have the greats; the Carlins, Seinfelds, C.K.s. However, none have dared tread where one local man tread last night at a local Chinese restaurant. Eye-witnesses report overhearing a man say "I can still hear this dish barking" after receiving what he believed was underdone Mongolian Beef. When questioned, the man, while looking at his friends for affirmation, [...]

Crystal Meth may be legal by 2020 to help treat ‘not being high on crystal meth’

With the uptake in research of drugs that have gotten a bad rep in our society such as mushrooms, LSD, and marijuana, experts have decided to venture into more illicit substances such as crystal meth. While studies show that crystal meth has no known medicinal benefits, they have found that it cures one very strange ailment, not being high [...]

UnBEARable w/ Leighton Ward – Episode 1

Welcome to UnBEARable, the horrible podcast where standup comedian Leighton Ward talks about stupid shit and occasionally has up and coming comedians on to talk about stupid shit. In this week's episode we talk about Stormy Daniels' comedy tour, abducted in plain sight, and crazy people in Florida. Find us on Youtube, iTunes, and wherever podcasts are available. Listen to [...]