Local man jokes about Chinese restaurant serving dog meat; Becomes a comedy legendleighton
In comedy you have the greats; the Carlins, Seinfelds, C.K.s. However, none have dared tread where one local man tread last night at a local Chinese restaurant. Eye-witnesses report overhearing a man say “I can still hear this dish barking” after receiving what he believed was underdone Mongolian Beef.
When questioned, the man, while looking at his friends for affirmation, said:
“Come on. Everybody knows these people eat dogs!”
Shortly after, we caught up with the owners of the restaurant. Apparently, they were not fans of the joke and disagreed with the man as they simply stated:
“That’s the Koreans.”
Other patrons of the restaurant, however, were in hysterics. One women told us:
“The whole place erupted in laughter! None of us had ever heard such a joke!”
What could inspire such comedy greatness? Some say it was the man’s relentless comedic timing and ingenuity while others say he was about 7 glasses of rice wine deep. Either way, one thing is for certain, it will be decades before we are graced with such comedic talent again.